Skilak Lookout, Kenai Mountains, Alaska (8-30-17)

Days 30 & 31 of Lupe’s 2017 Dingo Vacation to the Yukon & Alaska!

8-29-17, 12:33 PM, at a pullout along N Palmer Fishhook Road – Awake again, surprisingly soon.  Lupe was awake, too.  Only 3.5 hours gone by since she had returned from her 25 hour “day” hike on the Reed Lakes trail to Lynx Peak (6,536 ft.) and back again.

The relatively short snooze had definitely done some good.  Both Lupe and SPHP were feeling better.  Better, but still tired.  Back to sleep!  Not for long, though.  The next time Looper woke up, SPHP drove down to Palmer.  Having fallen in the mud 4 times yesterday, SPHP searched for a laundromat.  The rest of the day was taken up by a shower and adventures in laundry.  Loopster snoozed, recuperating in the G6.

The day’s biggest events didn’t come until late evening.  SPHP bought a whole roasted chicken at Fred Meyers.  Lupe hadn’t eaten much during the day.  Now she was famished.  The Carolina Dog made short work of the chicken SPHP shared with her.  Nothing left, but bones.  Then it was a late evening walk in Palmer before hitting the hay again.

8-30-17 – The morning shot by.  The weather in Palmer was decent.  Overcast, but not raining or threatening to, with temps in the mid 50’s.  Lupe and SPHP were sufficiently recovered from the Lynx Peak ordeal to consider something active again.  Nothing too strenuous.  Anything involving enough effort to get the blood flowing again would do.  Crow Pass or Skilak Lookout might work.  By noon, Lupe was on her way to Anchorage on Glen Highway No. 1.

S of Anchorage, Lupe and SPHP stopped at Beluga Point along Seward Highway No. 1.  A gale was blowing out of the SW, roiling the muddy Turnagain Arm which appeared to be near high tide.  The view to the SE in the direction of Girdwood was not at all encouraging.  Clouds and mist hung over the mountains.

After going through Anchorage, Lupe stopped briefly at Beluga Point. A gale out of the SW was roiling the muddy Turnagain Arm. Photo looks WSW.
The view looking SE along the Turnagain Arm toward the Girdwood area was not encouraging. Clouds and mist were hanging around the mountains in that direction.

When Lupe arrived in Girdwood a little after 2:00 PM, a light rain was falling.  The wind wasn’t a gale here, but a lively breeze was blowing.  The air was damp and raw.  Crow Pass was out.  Too bad.  SPHP wondered about the wisdom of even continuing on to the Kenai Peninsula and Skilak Lookout?

Lupe wanted to go.  May as well.  No better options came to mind.  By 4:00 PM, the Carolina Dog was well into the Kenai Peninsula.  Once beyond Cooper Landing, SPHP started watching for a L turn off Sterling Highway No. 1 onto Skilak Road.  Shortly after making the turn, Lupe got her first look at Skilak Lake.

From Skilak Road W of Cooper Landing, Lupe got her first view of Skilak Lake.

The weather certainly hadn’t improved much.  The sky was more darkly overcast than back at Girdwood.  At least it wasn’t raining, although it looked like it might at a moment’s notice.  5.5 miles from the Sterling Highway, SPHP found the Skilak Lookout trailhead.  The parking lot was vacant.  Not a soul around.

A small sign on the other side of the road marked the start of the Skilak Lookout trail.  The trail immediately disappeared into a gloomy forest.

Lupe at the start of the Skilak Lookout Trail. The weather was questionable to say the least, but it wasn’t raining yet. Loop was going to see how far she could get. With a little luck she might make it to Skilak Lookout, which was only 2.2 miles away.

The trail started off going down a short slope.  Near the bottom, Lupe found an information station.

Within a few minutes of starting out, Lupe came to a trail information station.
This handy rundown on what to expect along the Skilak Lookout Trail was on display.
The information station also provided this lovely map.

The first part of the Skilak Lookout trail wound generally S through a dense forest.  Even though she had no views, Lupe was having plenty of fun sniffing around the forest floor close to the trail.

Loop in the forest on the first part of the Skilak Lookout Trail. She liked this area.

The Skilak Lookout trail was just the ticket for a first outing after the huge trek a couple of days ago on the Reed Lakes trail to Lynx Peak.  Nice and easy.  Less than 800 feet of elevation gain over more than 2 miles, most of it near the end.

Lupe trotted happily along gaining elevation slowly.  There were no views until she got out of the forest upon reaching the Hidden Creek burn area mentioned back at the information station.  SPHP then started to get occasional views, but Lupe still had none.  The Hidden Creek burn had occurred way back in May, 1996.  An awful lot of vegetation had grown up since then.

Upon reaching the 21+ year old Hidden Creek burn area, SPHP started getting views of the E end of Skilak Lake. Photo looks SE.
Even after reaching the burn area, Lupe couldn’t see much. An awful lot of vegetation had grown up over 21 years.
Looking E from farther along the trail. The Kenai River enters Skilak Lake at the base of the low hill R of Center. In the distance are Russian Mountain (4,318 ft.) (L), Bear Mountain (3,707 ft.) (Center), and Surprise Mountain (4,094 ft.) (R).

The Skilak Lookout trail appeared seldom traveled.  Long stretches were overgrown with vegetation.  Other sections were quite muddy.  Hardly surprising, since it seemed to rain almost every day in Alaska.  Lupe was getting sprinkled on every so often here, too.  Fortunately, the showers were light and didn’t last long.

Views? What views? Seems more like a tunnel to me!

Lupe was at least a third of the way along the trail before she caught a glimpse of hills ahead.  Skilak Lookout had to be somewhere up among those hills!

When Lupe was more than 1/3 of the way along the Skilak Lookout Trail, she started getting glimpses of hills ahead. Photo looks SSW.

Nearing the hills, Lupe came across fresh evidence American Dingoes weren’t the only ferocious predators in the area.

Fresh bear scat on the Skilak Lookout Trail.

5 minutes before coming to the bear scat, Lupe had found a squirrel to bark at.  Perhaps that had been a good thing?  Maybe the bear was so frightened by the sound of an approaching  American Dingo it had fled?  At any rate, SPHP was glad Loopster had given that squirrel a proper barking.  No bear was seen, though the lush vegetation could have been hiding one almost anywhere.

The last part of the Skilak Lookout trail was steep and slick.  SPHP had a hard time maintaining traction on the mud.  Dense stands of bushes and small trees crowded the trail, so staying right on the path was about the only option.  SPHP used branches for assistance, and began to wonder if anything at all could be seen from the top of Skilak Lookout?

The steep section was short.  Lupe was soon up above it.  The Carolina Dog quickly came to a small, exposed rocky ridge.  SPHP needn’t have feared.  Lupe had a great view of the E part of Skilak Lake!  Now that she could finally see, Looper wasn’t all that thrilled about it.  A cold 25 mph wind swept up the ridge from across the lake.

Nearing the top of Skilak Lookout, Lupe reaches a small, exposed ridge. An annoying, cold 25 mph wind was sweeping up from across Skilak Lake. Photo looks ESE.
Lupe didn’t like the strong wind, but at least it wasn’t raining when she reached Skilak Lookout. Patches of blue sky raced by overhead. Photo looks SE.
Lupe could see the Skilak River delta at the far E end of Skilak Lake. The Skilak River is short, originating from the Skilak Glacier not too many miles away. Photo looks ESE with help from the telephoto lens.
The Kenai River enters Skilak Lake along its N shore near the NE end of the lake. Photo looks NE.

The top of Skilak Lookout was only a few hundred feet away from the first good viewpoint.  A small stand of old evergreens stood slightly W of the true summit.  Their windswept appearance provided proof positive that the current strong wind sweeping up from across Skilak Lake was nothing out of the ordinary.

Lupe reaches the summit of Skilak Lookout. A windswept stand of ancient evergreens provided proof that today’s strong wind from across Skilak Lake was nothing unusual. Photo looks W.
Loopster faces into the same prevailing wind the battered evergreens behind her had endured all their lives. Photo looks NNW.
The evergreens had put up with this stiff breeze a lot longer than Lupe intended to.
Hideout Hill (2,858 ft.) (R above Lupe) is seen in this view looking N.

At Skilak Lookout’s true summit, Lupe found a small rock outcropping and an unimpressive cairn.  Loop didn’t spend much time here.  Several rock outcroppings closer to the lake provided better viewpoints.

From the rock outcroppings, Lupe had excellent views of Skilak Lake to the E and S, however the views to the W were disappointing.  Skilak Lake is big.  Most of the lake was off to the W or SW, yet very little of the western part of the lake could be seen.  Other hills were in the way.

A slightly lower hill to the SW was positioned where it might provide a more panoramic view of Skilak Lake.  Several different paths started off in that direction.  Lupe tried them all, but none of them went anywhere.  They all dead ended or circled back into each other.

If a decent trail had actually gone to the lower hill, Lupe would have taken it.  However, it was getting late and charging off trail into dense vegetation seemed foolhardy.  The weather was questionable, and no telling where that bear had run off to.  Lupe and SPHP gave up on the idea.  After all, this was supposed to be an easy day!

Little could be seen of the larger western portions of Skilak Lake from Skilak Lookout. Henton Benchmark (1,568 ft.) (R) was one of a couple of large hills blocking the view. Photo looks WNW.
Several trails headed off toward this slightly lower hill to the SW, but they all dead ended. If any of them had actually gone over there, Lupe would have, too. Photo looks SW with help from the telephoto lens.
Lupe on the rock outcropping providing the best view. Her ear points up at Russian Mountain (4,318 ft.). Photo looks E.
A good look at the E end of Skilak Lake.
Looking SW.
Looking SE toward the Skilak River delta and rocky islands in Skilak Lake with help from the telephoto lens.

The wind soon drove Lupe away from the best viewpoints.  They were too exposed.  Loop and SPHP retreated back to the true summit, at least somewhat out of the wind.  In 2016, on a much nicer day, Lupe had taken the Skyline Trail to the Mystery Hills.  The views from there had been even better.  Could Lupe see the Mystery Hills from here?  SPHP spotted a long high ridge off to the NNE.

In 2016, Lupe had taken the Skyline Trail to both North Mystery Hills (3,284 ft.) (L) and Mystery Hills Central (3,291 ft.) (R). It was fun to see them again from Skilak Lookout. Photo looks NNE with help from the telephoto lens.

Yes, Lupe could see the Mystery Hills from Skilak Lookout!  It was fun to think about that day over a year ago now.  Loop and SPHP sat on the ground at the summit of Skilak Lookout huddled together for warmth.

Clouds and several large patches of blue sky sailed swiftly by.  A small flock of crows came flying on the wind.  For a few minutes, the crows circled above Skilak Lookout playing games with each other.  Together they plunged earthward before soaring and swirling back into the wild blue heavens.  The breeze soon carried them out of sight.

15 minutes at the summit, then the sky suddenly looked ominous over by the Skilak River delta off to the SE.  Mountains were disappearing in an approaching dark cloud.  Time for action!  Rain was clearly on the way.  Better get with it.  Maybe Lupe could beat the rain back to the G6?

SPHP slipped and fell in the mud on the steep part of the trail shortly after leaving Skilak Lookout.  No damage done.  Puppy, ho!  Onward!

Hurry, hurry, all the way.  Lupe didn’t beat the rain, but it wasn’t as bad as it had appeared.  Showers came and went.  Loopster arrived damp, but not soaked, back at the G6.  English muffins and summer sausage for dinner, then SPHP drove to the W end of Skilak Road.  Due to highway construction, flagmen were preventing traffic from entering the Sterling Highway.

Information posted near the junction showed a map of the area.  A fairly good-sized lake was close by.  A short side road led to it.  It was getting dark.  Maybe Lupe could hang out there tonight?

This sign showing the Skilak Lake area was posted at the W end of Skilak Road near the junction with the Sterling Highway.

No one here.  No facilities, only a large turnaround next to the lake.  SPHP parked the G6.  Bottenintnin Lake was big, but shallow.  Water lilies extended far out from shore.  Another side road left the turnaround.  The American Dingo and SPHP explored it.  Loop sniffed out a few dispersed camping sites.  None were occupied.  The side road soon ended.  Perfect!

Skilak Lookout had been fun!  It had been an easy half day, which was all Lupe and SPHP had really been up for.  The weather could have been better, but Lupe did get to Skilak Lookout, and she did get to see Skilak Lake.  Nature doesn’t give guarantees.  You take what you can get.

Tomorrow was another roll of the dice.  Maybe Lupe would get lucky?  Dark now.  Time to rest up.  Better be ready, in case she did.

Skilak Lookout, Kenai Peninsula, Alaska 8-30-17

Related Links:

On the Skyline Trail to the Mystery Hills, Kenai Peninsula, Alaska (8-27-16)

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Hatcher Pass to April Bowl & Hatch Benchmark, Talkeetna Range, Alaska (8-27-17)

Day 28 of Lupe’s 2017 Dingo Vacation to the Yukon & Alaska!

7:00 AM – Still foggy, but it was light out now.  The fog didn’t seem as thick as it had been a few hours ago.  Loopster was still snoozing after her big adventure going to Ermine Hill (2,700 ft.) and beyond yesterday up on K’esugi Ridge in Denali State Park.  SPHP worked on catching up the trip journal.

Loopster catches a few more winks on a foggy morning after yesterday’s adventure to Ermine Hill and beyond on K’esugi Ridge in Denali State Park.

When Lupe woke up, SPHP suggested going back to the Ermine Hill trail registration station, which was only a short stroll away through the drippy forest.  Lupe welcomed the opportunity to get out and sniff around.

Yesterday, from higher up on Ermine Hill, Lupe had seen two people and a big brown dog down on the trail.  They had been watching a black bear across a small lake, before ultimately turning and retreating back down the trail.  Lupe had pressed on closer to where the bear was on her way to Peak 3700, but hadn’t ever seen it again.  SPHP was curious whether the people had written any comments about the bear in the registry.

The people had written some comments, surprising ones!  Their dog’s name was Ollie.  That wasn’t so surprising, but what they had written about the bear was.  Ollie and his humans hadn’t seen a black bear, they’d seen 5 of them!  A sow with 2 cubs, plus 2 more mature bears.  No wonder they had retreated back down the trail!  K’esugi Ridge had been crawling with bears!  Despite roaming around up on K’esugi Ridge practically all day yesterday, Lupe and SPHP had only seen that one.

Even though the fog was slowly thinning, by mid-morning it was fairly certain that Lupe wasn’t going to get to see Denali (20,310 ft.) today.  At the pace things were improving, the Alaska Range would never come into view.  May as well move on.  Lupe and SPHP left Denali State Park taking George Parks Highway No. 3 to Wasilla.

By mid-afternoon, after a couple of stops and going through Wasilla, Lupe was nearing Palmer on Glenn Highway No. 1.  It was a beautiful day here, 65°F and fairly sunny.  Traffic was backed up for miles.  People were thronging in to the Alaska State Fair.  The fair wasn’t anything Lupe could go see, but another option existed.  There was time enough left in the day to climb Hatch Benchmark (4,811 ft.) from Hatcher Pass.

In 2016, Lupe had climbed nearby Skyscraper (4,825 ft.) from Hatcher Pass under less favorable conditions.  She had succeeded then, and Hatch Benchmark should be even easier.  The April Bowl trail goes all the way from Hatcher Pass up to Hatch Benchmark passing April Bowl on the way.  The trail is only 1.1 miles long, and elevation gain required is only 925 feet, comparable to what Skyscraper had been.

2.25 miles N of Arctic Avenue in Palmer, SPHP turned L (W) on N Palmer Fishhook Road (Willow Fishhook Road on some maps).  19 miles later, Lupe arrived at Hatcher Pass.  Not everyone had gone to the Alaska State Fair.  The pass was packed with people and vehicles.  SPHP was lucky enough to grab a parking spot for the G6 at the same little pullout where Lupe had started for Skyscraper last year.  (4:37 PM, 58°F)

A short, dusty walk W along the busy gravel road brought Looper to the official top of Hatcher Pass.  The April Bowl trail started right across the road from the Hatcher Pass monument.  The trail began by immediately switchbacking up a hillside of light green vegetation.

Lupe arrives at the start of the April Bowl trail at Hatcher Pass. Photo looks S.
The trail to April Bowl and Hatch Benchmark starts out switchbacking up this hillside near the road. Photo looks SE.

The switchbacks soon brought Lupe close to a small stream tumbling down a ravine.  Loop helped herself to a drink.  The trail began climbing more steeply up the E side of the ravine.

Lupe got a drink from this stream coming down from April Bowl.

As Lupe drew near April Bowl, the trail leveled out to some degree.  The summit of Hatch Benchmark came into view.

As Lupe nears April Bowl, the summit of Hatch Benchmark (R) comes into view. The trail eventually leads to the summit climbing the upper ridge seen here from L to R. Photo looks S.
The stream from April Bowl. The high ridge leading to Hatch Benchmark is in the background. Photo looks SSE.

April Bowl contains 4 separate ponds.  Lupe soon reached the first pond where the stream originated.  A second pond was in view close to the first one.  The trail curved around the E side of the closest pond heading for the long ridge leading to the summit of Hatch Benchmark.

Lupe reaches the first pond in April Bowl where the stream originates. The trail to Hatch Benchmark continues around the E (L) side of this pond to the ridge beyond it. Photo looks SE.
Lupe at April Bowl with a view of the Hatch Benchmark summit (Center). Photo looks SW.

At April Bowl, Lupe had gained over 300 feet of elevation from the start of the trail.  She had another 600 feet of elevation gain to go following the high ridge above April Bowl leading to Hatch Benchmark.

Lupe above April Bowl continuing on her way to Hatch Benchmark. Photo looks SW.
Looking down on April Bowl from the same spot. Hatcher Pass is at far R. The SW end of Bullion Mountain (5,100 ft.) (R) is across the valley. The Willow Creek valley is on the L. Photo looks WNW.

Lupe had been meeting many people and dogs on the way up, but by the time she was getting close to Hatch Benchmark, fewer hikers had come this far.  Only a small group of people could be seen ahead up at the summit.

Almost there! Photo looks WSW.
All 4 ponds down in April Bowl are in view from here. In 2016, Lupe had climbed the near ridge at Center and followed it around to it to its far end on the R, which is the summit of Skyscraper (4,825 ft.). Photo looks N.

5 or 6 people were at the top of Hatch Benchmark when Lupe and SPHP arrived.  They remained only a short while before heading back down.  Lupe had Hatch Benchmark all to herself.

The summit area was triangular in shape.  It wasn’t particularly large, but was level and roomy enough to walk around on easily.  The two highest points were a couple of large rock outcroppings toward the N and SW separated by about 40 feet.  SPHP thought the N high point was the true summit, but they really weren’t much different in elevation.

Views of the surrounding Talkeetna Range were magnificent!

Loop reaches Hatch Benchmark. She’s on the SW high point here. Photo looks SW.
Looking W down the Willow Creek valley from the SW high point.
Looking WSW at the area N of Bald Mountain Ridge (4,902 ft.) and S of the Willow Creek valley.
Oh, this was so easy, SPHP! We didn’t even get rained on, and look at all these tremendous peaks around us! Photo looks NW from the N high point.
Lupe at the true summit of Hatch Benchmark. Bullion Mountain is the high ridge at Center. Skyscraper is the near ridge on the R. Photo looks N.
Looking NE. The lower ridge on the R is the one Lupe came up.
Lynx Peak (6,536 ft.) is the dark high peak at Center. Lupe would be climbing Lynx Peak tomorrow. It is accessible from the end of the Reed Lakes trail. Photo looks NE.
Looking down on April Bowl again. The parking lot at Hatcher Pass is in view on the L. Photo looks N.

No one else came up the mountain after Lupe, perhaps because it was getting on toward evening.  However, the weather was holding up just fine.  Temperatures were in the mid 50’s °F.  No wind or precipitation.  Lupe and SPHP lingered enjoying the views.  SPHP searched around for the actual Hatch survey benchmark, but found nothing.

Off to the S, beyond Palmer and the Matanuska River valley, Lupe could see a couple of peaks in the Chugach Mountains she had climbed back in 2016, Lazy Mountain (3,740 ft.) and Pepper Peak (5,381 ft.).  SPHP recognized some other peaks the Carolina Dog had never been to, as well.

The Matanuska River valley (L) and Knik River valley (R) meet near Palmer. Photo looks SE.
Lazy Mountain is the low one in front on the L. The high, sharp, dark peak on the L is Matanuska Peak (6,093 ft.).  Photo looks SE with a little help from the telephoto lens.
Zoomed in on the Knik River valley and the Western Chugach Mountains. Photo looks SE.
Loop back at the SW high point. Government Peak (4,781 ft.) is in sunshine on the L. Bald Mountain Ridge East Peak (4,820 ft.) is in shadow on the R. Photo looks S.
Loopster atop Hatch Benchmark’s SW high point. Photo looks S.
Same spot with Bald Mountain Ridge East Peak on the R. Photo looks S.

Lupe was happy to cooperate, and it was so beautiful out that SPHP took lots of photos.

Lupe at the true summit. Photo looks N.
You are looking great, Looper!
Still at the true summit, but after the light changed. Photo looks N.
American Dingoes are rarely seen on Hatch Benchmark, but today was an exception.

Lupe did great, but she eventually got bored with the photo shoot.  She decided to take a break while SPHP made do without her.

Loopster takes a break on Hatch Benchmark. The ridge leading back down to April Bowl is in view. Photo looks NE.
Another look at the ridge leading down to April Bowl. The Little Susitna River valley is on the R. Photo looks NE.
Looking WSW.
The Willow Creek valley. Photo looks W.

Some of the most spectacular peaks that could be seen from Hatch Benchmark were toward the NE.  With the telephoto lens it was possible to get a fairly good look at them.  SPHP didn’t know the names of those peaks, but maybe they could be figured out later by comparing photos with maps?

The Pinnacle (5,500 ft.) at L in shadow, Didilicama (6,100 ft.) slightly L of Center in sunlight, Lower Spire (6,129 ft.) slightly R of Center in shadow, Higher Spire (6,135 ft.) beyond it, Microdot (4,900 ft.) closer by at far R. Photo looks NNE.
Less certain about these peaks, but Lynx Peak (6,536 ft.) is the high one on the L in shadow. Photo looks NE with lots of help from the telephoto lens.

The time came to leave Hatch Benchmark.  No one else had come up the mountain.  Lupe was ready for a few more photos before departing.

At the SW high point. Bald Mountain Ridge is in the background. Photo looks SW.
Looking SE toward Palmer.
At Hatch Benchmark’s true summit. Photo looks NW.
Nice, Looper! That should do it!
Looking down on April Bowl again with Skyscraper (4,825 ft.) in sunlight beyond it. Photo looks NNE.

Loopster and SPHP enjoyed the easy trek back to Hatcher Pass.  Lupe met far fewer people than on the way up.  Everyone was heading down.

Wow, that was fun and easy, SPHP! Not a single bad thing happened. Maybe we could make this a new tradition? …. Oh, I dunno, Loop. Adversity is often part of the best adventures, though it’s important not to overdue it. Back down near the stream below April Bowl.
Looking down on Summit Lake. The Willow Creek valley is beyond the lake. Photo looks W.

Not many vehicles were around when Lupe reached Hatcher Pass again.  (7:35 PM)  The crowds were gone.  The few people who still remained were all busy getting ready to depart.  Looper visited the Hatcher Pass monument.

The only thing I didn’t like about this adventure, SPHP, was this whole leash thing. Why don’t you take a turn wearing it for once?

The whole trek from Hatcher Pass to April Bowl and Hatch Benchmark had only taken 3 hours, even with all the loitering Lupe and SPHP had done up at the summit.  Loopster was right, it was nice to have an easy time where everything went smoothly for once.

Before long, Lupe and SPHP were alone at Hatcher Pass.  Loopster was staying for the show that everyone else was going to miss.

The show was a good one, with beautiful colors.  Later there was a half moon, and even a few stars.  With all the clouds and fog in Alaska, Lupe hadn’t seen stars in, well, it couldn’t really be forever, but it seemed like a long time.  Maybe the stars were a good omen for tomorrow?

Loop watches the evening show from Hatcher Pass.

Oh, I think you’re right, SPHP!  Those are our lucky stars!  Tomorrow will be another great day.  Just leave all the wildcats to me!  I get along fine with cats.

Wildcats?  What wildcats, Loop?

The wildcats on the mountain we’re going to, silly!  Passels of ’em!  Don’t worry, though.  I’m always good with cats.  They can’t help it that they’re handicapped.  It’s no fault of theirs.  They were born that way.  These lynx wildcats are big, though, so it will be trouble if you rile them up.  Just leave ’em alone, and let me deal with them.

I’m not expecting to see any wildcats Loop, handicapped or not.  What makes you think we will, or that they will be handicapped if we do?

Oh, for pity sake!  Have our plans changed again?  Haven’t you been saying we are going to Lynx Peak tomorrow?  Didn’t we see a lynx shortly before we left the Dalton Highway a few days back?  Wasn’t it a big wildcat?  Won’t lynxes be swarming all over Lynx Peak?  Of course, they will!

This is starting to sound a lot like Jack Squirrel Peak, Loop.  Remember how you got all worked up about the enormous jack squirrels, and then it turned out there weren’t any?

That was terrible, SPHP!  A completely awful, sickening tragedy!  Don’t you remember why the jack squirrels weren’t there, though?  They all burned up!  Lynx Peak won’t be burned up.  How could it be?  It rains on us multiple times practically every day here in Alaska.

That’s true enough.  Couldn’t light Lynx Peak on fire, if we tried.  Well, I suppose we might see a lynx.  Must have been one on Lynx Peak one time or another.  Why would it be handicapped, though?

Don’t you humans know anything about animals, SPHP?  It would be handicapped because it’s a cat!  That’s what cats are! They aren’t good at being members of the pack.  They don’t understand how to hunt together and help the pack.  They just want to be fed and adored for doing nothing, then left alone.  They’re perfectly fine by themselves, and have no social skills other than the ability to train humans to be their servants.  Why do you fall for that anyway?

I suppose it’s all the purring, Looper.  A purring kitty is hard to resist.

Oh, yeah.  Their one magic trick.  That noise isn’t natural, though, SPHP.  Nothing else does that.  Suspicious, don’t you think?  Something’s not right about it.  Makes me wonder if they aren’t really handicapped?  Maybe they made some deal with someone they shouldn’t have ever been dealing with in the first place.  Maybe if their purrers were exorcised, they would be normal dogs again?

Normal dogs again?  Cats aren’t dogs!

Sure they are!  Why, we had them in my family when I was born.  We were all there, cats and dogs together!  One big happy family.  We got along fine.  That’s why I understand cats so much better than you do.  Cats are just a different sort of dog.  Handicapped, like I said before.

Alright, whatever Looper.  You win.  I’m just going to hope for a nice day tomorrow like the lucky stars are predicting.  You can deal with the passels of lynxes for us.

Good!  Remember this – when we get to the lynxes, don’t do anything that makes them wag their tails.  When us Dingoes and normal dogs wag our tails, it means we like you.  When cats wag their tails, it means they are thinking about eating you.  The faster and twitchier they wag them, the hungrier they are, too!  So watch their tails.

Wonderful advice, I’m sure, Loopster.  But I don’t think lynxes even have tails, or at least not much of one.

No tails?  Even stranger than most cats then.  They might be more dangerous than I thought.  Just stay close, and try not to look like a big mouse.

Fine, fine, whatever you say.  I ought to be able to manage that!

Sunset from Hatcher Pass, Talkeetna Mountains, Alaska 8-27-17

Related Links:

Skyscraper Mountain, Talkeetna Range, Alaska (8-22-16)

Hatcher Pass East Management Area

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