Black Hills, WY Expedition No. 255: Missouri Buttes & A Visit With Dave Covill, Lead Director of the Highpointers Foundation (5-27-20)

5-25-20 –  Lucky Dingo!  You’ve been granted a reprieve.

I have?  That’s good!  A reprieve from what, SPHP?

All this endless boredom laying around.  Apparently you’ve served your 6 month sentence.  Adventure is heading your way!  Remember Dave Covill and your Mighty Dingo Missile Launch?

How could I ever forget that?  I was sore for a week!

You’re lucky you weren’t crippled for life!  Anyway, Dave is coming up from Colorado in a couple of days to climb Devils Tower (5,112 ft.).  Says here he might have time to meet with us.

Devils Tower!  That’s straight up and down!  No one can climb that!

Actually, it is possible with the right equipment and skills, Loop.

Or a helicopter!

Hah!  Yeah, that’s the only way we’d ever get up there!  Don’t worry, we aren’t going to try to keep up with Dave.  Last year his first little starter peak was Aconcagua (22,841 ft.), the high point of South America!

5-27-20, 12:45 PM, Wyoming Hwy 24 – We’re almost there, SPHP!  There’s Devils Tower and the Missouri Buttes (5,374 ft.), too.  Can we stop and take a look from here?

Sure thing, Loopster!

Great to be back in Wyoming! There’s Devils Tower (R), and Missouri Buttes (L). Photo looks NNW.

At 1:02 PM, Lupe arrived at the Devils Tower Trading Post.  Dave was supposed to meet her here once he finished his final training session with his guide.

Dave won’t be free for another hour yet, so let’s have a look around! Photo looks WNW.
Mr. Covill’s been training on Devils Tower yesterday afternoon, and again today. Maybe he’s somewhere on the lower part right now?
I don’t see him, though. Maybe he’s already down, or on another side of the mountain?
The entrance to America’s first national monument is right next to the trading post and the Devils Tower KOA campground.
This sign at the KOA depicts an Indian legend about how Devils Tower came to be.

Dave finally showed up a little before 2:30 PM.  He was pleased with how quickly he had bonded with his guide, and the quality of training.  Despite Dave’s decades of peakbagging experience, Devils Tower was a tough and unique challenge!  One of his knees was scraped up and swollen, but he still intended to climb the mountain tomorrow.

Dave Covill, Lead Director of the Highpointers Foundation with Loop at the trading post.

Dave had a few hours to burn with Lupe, so what to do?  Two options!  First was a visit to Warren Peaks (6,650 ft.), the high point of the Bear Lodge mountains.  Warren Peaks was easy.  A USFS road went all the way to the fire lookout tower on top, so it was just a drive up.  The other option was to climb Missouri Buttes, which would take a few hours.

After a very early start on the long drive up from Colorado yesterday morning followed by two rigorous training sessions on Devils Tower, and faced with the prospect of climbing it tomorrow, Warren Peaks sounded like the sensible choice to Dave.  He jumped in the G6 with Lupe and SPHP.

On the way to Warren Peaks, SPHP naturally asked about Dave’s trip to Aconcagua, and also his return to Alaska in August, 2019 for a second attempt on Mount Isto (8,976 ft.), the high point of the Brooks Range.  Both were gripping tales.

(Dave’s Aconcagua trip report, Greg Slayden’s Mount Isto trip report.  Their mutual friend Edward Earl had drowned in the Jago River during a first trip to Mount Isto in June, 2015.)

Shortly before reaching Warren Peaks, SPHP parked on a hill expecting a view of Devils Tower, but only the Missouri Buttes were in sight.

Warren Peaks area. Missouri Buttes (L of Center) in the distance. Photo looks NW.

It was surprisingly cool up at Warren Peaks.  A massive cloud hung over the region hiding the view of the Black Hills way over in South Dakota.  Dave climbed the fire lookout tower as far as it was possible to go, but access to the platform around the ranger’s quarters was locked.  Not to be outdone, even Lupe climbed the tower, which she doesn’t normally like to do.

Dave and Lupe near the Warren Peaks lookout tower.
The Black Hills of South Dakota were hidden by a cloud. Photo looks SE.

During the return to Devils Tower, SPHP took the paved roads, a longer route, so Dave could get a look at the town of Sundance.

Shhh!  Quit talking, SPHP.

Hmm?  What, Loop?

Be quiet!  You’ve put Dave to sleep.

Oh!  Umm, yeah.  I often have that affect on people, don’t I, Looper?  Guess I’ve got quite a soothing personality.

I suppose that’s one way of putting it.

Back at Devils Tower, Dave introduced Lupe and SPHP to a couple of climbing guides he’d met who happened to come along, then he had other business to attend to.  The first of 3 more friends that were going to climb Devils Tower with him was due in this evening.  So that was it for now, although Dave said he might be free again in a couple of days.

5-27-20, 4:50 PM, Devils Tower Trading Post

Fun seeing Dave again, wasn’t it, SPHP?

Sure was, Loopster.  Mighty nice of him to want to include us in his plans.

So what now?  Are we just going home?

Oh, I don’t know.  Not even 5:00 PM yet.  We still have permission from the Nuckolls to climb Missouri Buttes.  I think there’s still time.  Want to do that?

Absolutely!  Let’s go for it!

From Devils Tower, the entrance to the Nuckolls Ranch was a few miles N on Hwy 24, then another mile N and 4 miles W on Barlow Canyon Road.

At the turn off Barlow Canyon Road into the Nuckolls Ranch. Photo looks SW.
Of the 4 main Missouri Buttes, the 2 highest are on the privately owned Nuckolls Ranch.

As instructed while getting permission from Will Nuckolls to enter the ranch in order to visit the Missouri Buttes, SPHP drove S past 2 homes and a number of outbuildings, ultimately parking the G6 beyond them nearly 1.5 miles S of Barlow Canyon Road.

A pickup truck full of Nuckolls driven by family matriarch, Thea Nuckolls, appeared within minutes.  Lupe was several hours later than SPHP had told them to expect her, but that wasn’t a problem.  A friendly conversation, and they were on their way.

Lupe was too!  She struck out for the Missouri Buttes following a dirt ranch road S.

Come on! The NE Missouri Butte is only 1.5 miles away!

The road curved slightly to the R as it went up a mostly forested valley.  Lupe quickly came to an old water tank.  The main road curved sharply R (NW) here, but the Carolina Dog continued SSW past the water tank a short distance into a more open part of the valley.  Within a few hundred feet, the valley branched.  Loop took the R (SW) branch instead of going straight ahead.

We’re not far beyond the water tank now. The valley divides here. We’ll take the branch to the R. Photo looks SSW.

After just a few minutes, Lupe turned S entering the forest and starting to climb.  The remnant of a road curved L around to a clearing on the E side of hill.  This looked like a good spot to leave the valley.  A quick romp up the hill got Looper up to a narrow, gently rounded ridge.

Starting up the hill. Photo looks SW.
Up on the ridgeline. Photo looks SSW.
View from the ridge. Photo looks E.

Following the ridgeline SSW, the Carolina Dog continued to gain a little elevation.  However, that didn’t last long.  The ridge soon leveled out as it widened out.  Lupe passed through an open forest.  A few minutes got her beyond the pines.  She was now on a broad plateau with a fenced field just ahead.  Well beyond the field stood the NW Missouri Butte (5,374 ft.), the highest one of all.

Thar she blows! That’s the NW Missouri Butte, our primary objective! Photo looks SW.

Without entering the big field, Lupe followed the fence line L (SE).  Along the way she went through another section of open woods.  Almost at the end, she crossed a little ravine before ducking under a fence.  Loopster wasn’t far at all from the NE Missouri Butte (5,212 ft.) now.

Approaching the NE Missouri Butte. Photo looks S.

Since it was getting late in the day, and climbing the higher NW butte was top priority, Lupe turned WSW heading for it instead.

Heading for the NW butte (R). Photo looks WSW.
We’re almost there! Photo looks WSW.

Lupe soon reached a stock pond at the base of the NW Missouri Butte.  Looking at the mountain from here, a large patch of orange lichens was visible near the top of the N face.

By the stock pond just N of the NW Missouri Butte. Photo looks W.
NW Missouri Butte from the pond. Photo looks S.

The American Dingo had been here once before.  In November 2016, back when J.W. Nuckolls was still alive, he had told SPHP the best way up the mountain.

The gist of it is this:  Climb the talus slope to the base of the rock wall on the N face just below the orange lichens.  From there go L (E) following a steep ramp of vegetation higher.  At the top of the ramp, a short trail wraps around to the E side where it goes 40 or 50 feet to a spot where it’s easy to clamber up onto the lower E end of the summit.  A short walk through junipers and cacti goes past a small tower to the true summit near the W end.

N face of the NW Butte. Best route – get as close to the orange lichens (Center) as possible, then follow the vegetation steeply up to the L. Photo looks S with help from the telephoto lens.
The NE Missouri Butte (R) from above the pond. Photo looks E.

Part of the talus could be avoided by staying to the NW close to a fence line, so that’s what Lupe did.  As it turned out, she could have avoided even more talus if she’d actually crossed the fence.  Not really a big deal, though, either way.  Soon the Carolina Dog was on the rocks.

Here we go! We’ll head toward the L from here, climbing all the way. Photo looks SSE.

Even though SPHP knew the best route, Lupe didn’t go quite far enough L (E) to come up below the orange lichens.  She wound up in a wide NW chute that was so steep SPHP almost felt compelled to retreat to correct the error.

In a steep, rocky chute on the NW flank. That’s the summit just above! Photo looks S.

Certainly not the best route, but the super steep part at the uppermost end of the chute went only 10 or 15 feet higher.  Without assistance, the Carolina Dog quickly scrambled to the top.  She’d come up right at the true summit rock!

Whew! That last bit was a little scary! Lupe at the true summit of the highest (NW) Missouri Butte. Photo looks NE.

A Missouri Butte survey benchmark No. 2 was visible along the W edge 10 or 15 feet from the true summit.

The survey benchmark is the bright spot near the big rock at far L. Photo looks NW.
Survey benchmark No. 2. No attempt was made to find any others.
Loopster at the true summit of Missouri Buttes. Photo looks NW.

5-27-20, 6:54 PM, 57ºF – Such a gorgeous evening!  The views from the NW Missouri Butte were tremendous.  Off to the W, Lupe could see a huge expanse of flatlands dotted with ponds gleaming in the sunlight.  To the N were pine-covered ridges, but nothing nearly as high as where the Carolina Dog was now.

Just as in 2016, the summit region harbored lots of cacti.  Lupe was aware of it, and didn’t want to move around much.  Between all the rocks and cacti, she had a hard time finding a comfortable spot, but did finally settle down for a while.  A light breeze blew out of the W.  Loop and SPHP shared several small chocolate coconut granola bars.

Taking it easy on Missouri Buttes. Photo looks NNW.

A pleasant half hour drifted by.  Unfortunately, the sun wouldn’t be up an awful lot longer.  Since Loopster still hoped to climb the NE Missouri Butte, it was time to get going.  Lupe returned briefly to the summit rock.

A shame Dave was too tired to join us here. I think he might have liked Missouri Buttes! Final moments on the summit rock. Photo looks ENE.

The NW butte’s summit region was a fairly large area.  Juniper bushes hid the views to the E and S from the true summit.  Before departing, it would be fun to see the two lowest Missouri Buttes and Missouri Butte Lake, which were all toward the S.  Due to all the cacti, SPHP carried Lupe more than 100 feet to the lower SW edge.

Missouri Butte Lake. Photo looks SW.
The 2 lowest Missouri Buttes. SE Butte (L) and SW Butte (R). Both are over 5,000 ft. Photo looks S.
Loop near the SW end of the summit region. Photo looks NNE back toward the top.

After a good look around from the SW end, SPHP subsequently had to cart the American Dingo back up to the summit.

Enjoying a few more moments at the top while SPHP takes a breather. Photo looks ENE.

No more dilly-dallying!  SPHP lugged the Carolina Dog to the E end of the summit.  This was even farther, a good 200 or 300 feet.  The view to the SE was certainly worth it!  Devils Tower (5,112 ft.) was in sight.  Lupe got to see the top of Devils Tower before Dave Covill did, albeit from more than 3.5 miles away.

The NE Missouri Butte (5,212 ft.) was also in sight much closer at paw.  Might still be time enough to climb it, if Loop hurried!

NE Missouri Butte (L) and Devil’s Tower (R). Photo looks ESE.
Devils Tower. The high point on the horizon is Warren Peaks. Photo looks SE.
Lupe could see the top of Devils Tower without having to scale that scary overgrown tree stump!
Lovely, but we better get with it and hurry over to the NE Missouri Butte! Photo looks E.

During the descent, Lupe took the slightly longer, but much safer route originally recommended by Mr. Nuckolls.

Loopster where the faint trail reaches the E end of the summit region. The trail extends toward the camera. Photo looks S.
At the NE pass. Photo looks NW.
The N face from the pass. Photo looks WSW.
Coming down the steep ramp. Photo looks ENE.
Descending the talus slope. Photo looks NE.

It took a while to get down.  By the time Lupe was approaching the W end of the NE Missouri Butte, the sun was on the horizon.

Approaching the NE Missouri Butte. Photo looks E.
Looking back. The NW Missouri Butte at sunset. Photo looks W.
Sunset in Wyoming.

The climb up the W end of the NE Butte was fairly steep, but nothing like the NW Butte had been.  Just a matter of how quickly SPHP could do it.  Once the terrain began to level out, Lupe roamed E in open forest.  The true summit was one of a couple of good-sized rocks near the far E end.  Light was fading fast by the time the Carolina Dog got there.

SPHP was glad to see that the old thin cross that had been here during Lupe’s first ascent more than 3.5 years ago was still standing.  Of course, the big attraction was the view of Devils Tower, which was 0.5 mile closer here than back at the NW Butte.

At the first of the two highest rocks. Photo looks SSE.
We’re 0.5 mile closer to Devils Tower (L) here. Photo looks SSE.
Made it just in time! The camera is still doing a good job of brightening the scene up in low light conditions. Photo looks SE.
Sweet view of Devils Tower! Hope you’ve enjoyed this tour of the Missouri Buttes!

Sadly, 5 minutes at the top was it.  Getting pretty dark now.  Lupe left the summit of the NE Butte.  The flashlight had to come out before she was even completely down off the mountain.  As stars began twinkling in the evening sky, Loop and SPHP headed back to the G6.  Between seeing Dave Covill and visiting the Missouri Buttes, it had been a memorable day!  (10:06 PM, 44ºF)

5-31-20, 8:52 AM, 68ºF, Sylvan Lake in Custer State Park, SD – Turned out the fun Dave Covill had initiated wasn’t over!  After a successful ascent of Devils Tower with 3 of his buddies, Dave came down to the Black Hills in South Dakota.  As Lead Director of the Highpointers Foundation, he had business to attend to inspecting the installation of a beautiful bench along Trail No. 4 in the the Black Elk Wilderness.  Dave kindly invited Lupe and SPHP to come along.

The plan was to go from Sylvan Lake up Trail No. 9, which went past an older, similar bench also provided by the Highpointers Foundation.  From there Lupe would get to summit Black Elk Peak (7,242 ft.) before making a loop back along Trail No. 4.

Dave Covill and Lupe at the first bench along Trail No. 9.
Black Elk Peak (R of Center in the distance) from the viewpoint close to the first bench. Photo looks NE.
At the only creek crossing along Trail No. 9.

Everything went as planned.  An hour later Lupe was approaching the old fire lookout tower on Black Elk Peak, the highest mountain in South Dakota.  The Highpointers Foundation had helped pay for restoration work, including new windows in the top of the tower.

Practically to the top now! Those are the Cathedral Spires (6,840 ft.) (L) and Little Devils Tower (6,960 ft.) is the big knob seen just L of my head. Photo looks SSW.
Approaching the old fire lookout tower on Black Elk Peak. Photo looks N.
On the rock wall around the lookout tower’s viewing deck. Photo looks W.

Dave maintained that the highest natural point on Black Elk Peak was just outside the N wall of the lookout tower.  Since the Highpointers Foundation is dedicated to education, support, and conservation of the highest point in each of the 50 U.S. states, Lupe figured Dave ought to know.  The Carolina Dog made the little scramble up to it.

Looper at South Dakota’s natural high point.

Black Elk Peak wasn’t crowded, but it was busy.  A nice 25 minute stay, and it was time to let others enjoy a bit more serenity.  Besides, Dave needed to get over to that new bench along Trail No. 4!

As South Dakota’s high point, Black Elk Peak is one of the most popular hikes in the Black Hills! Guess we’re about to head out again now. Photo looks SSE.
Heading down the metal stairway that used to freak Lupe out. After 9 ascents, she’s fine with it now. Photo looks SE.

Trail No. 4 passes between the Cathedral Spires (6840 ft.) and Little Devils Tower (6,960 ft.).  At a point with a view of Black Elk Peak a mile to the N, Lupe came to the beautiful new bench donated by the Maura and Karen Raffensperger families and the Highpointers Foundation in memory of Grace Underwood Raffensperger.  Many years ago, Grace had homesteaded in the Black Hills.

Lupe tests out the lovely new Grace Raffensperger bench along Trail No. 4.
The Cathedral Spires are this close to the Raffensperger bench!

5-31-20, 1:12 PM, 80ºF, Sylvan Lake – Back at Sylvan Lake, it was time for good-byes.  Dave had to hit the road home to Colorado, and was soon on his way.

Last day of May already!  Thanks to Dave’s visit, Lupe had finally gotten her 2020 mountain adventures off to a good, but much delayed start.  With June just hours away, the Carolina Dog once again had high hopes for a spectacular Summer of 2020!

With Dave Covill at the Raffensperger bench along Trail No. 4, Black Elk Wilderness, South Dakota 5-31-20
Dave Covill (L) on Devils Tower 5-29-20 with friends Justin Schaffer (L), Stephen Henry (R) in back, and Sheryl Lampert in front. Guide Lansdon Alcorn (far R). Missouri Buttes in the distance.

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To Samelius Peak with Michael Zimny of South Dakota Public Broadcasting! (3-11-20)

Michael Zimny?  No, I don’t know any Michael Zimny.  Who’s that, Loop?

Mr. Zimny is with South Dakota Public Broadcasting.

That’s nice.  Been listening to the radio lately?

He wants to interview you, SPHP!

Oh, come on now!  What makes you think that?

That’s what he told me.

Told you?  Hah!  Dingo feathers!  You don’t even know a Michael Zimny from SDPB or anywhere else.

Not yet, but I’m going to!

What’s got into you?  Something a little stronger than usual in that water bowl these days?

Don’t believe me?  Go take a look at the new comment on my blog!

Alright!  A new comment on which post?

Not a post, the About & Adventure Indexes page.

Michael Zimny, March 5, 2020, 2:09 PM – Hi SPHP, I’d like to interview you some time for South Dakota Public Broadcasting, maybe a interview-ascent could be arranged, if you’d be interested. Let me know. Thanks.

Well, I’ll be!  Heh, I’ll have to think about how to let Michael down easy, while still appearing grateful for the opportun ….  Hey, wait a minute!  What’s this?  You already answered him?!

Lupe, March 5, 2020, 8:22 PM – Hi, Michael! If there is an ascent involved, count me in! I’ll work on that persnickety SPHP. Look for an email from us soon.

Told ya, SPHP!  It’s my big chance at fame and fortune!  Plus we get to meet my new publicity director, Michael Zimny, and climb a mountain in the Black Hills!  It’s perfect!

Perfect, except for one thing, Miss Fame & Fortune!  I’m not doing it!

Oh, yes you are, SPHP!  Michael is expecting a list of possible peaks to choose from to climb during this interview, and I’ve promised you would be sending that to him soon.  So figure something out, and get with the program.

Listen to me, Loop.  I’m no public speaker.  I sound like Kermit the Frog!  I’m not going to do a radio interview, and be humiliated in my own home state!

Oh, pooh!  It’s not public speaking, SPHP.  It’s radio!  Just you, me, and Michael going on a little trek up a mountain together.  A simple private chat that will get recorded and edited.  No live audience, so if you still somehow manage to humiliate yourself across South Dakota, you’ll never even know it.  Besides, I’m counting on you not to do that.  I’ll get Michael to fix your voice somehow.  They must have audio technicians at SDPB.  Who would you like to sound like?

Oh, I don’t know.  How about having them change me into Lady Gaga?  That’s about what it’s going to take for your fame and fortune scheme to work.

Lady Gaga?  Good choice, but that’s a real stretch, SPHP.  I’ll see what Mr. Zimny can do, but don’t expect miracles.

Believe me, I don’t.  Not going to do this, anyway.  We’ve still got lots of work to do to get Grandma’s house ready for the market.  She’s depending on us.  Besides, what am I going to say?  We climb a bunch of mountains no one has ever heard of in the Black Hills?

Oh, please, please, please, SPHP!  You’ve got to do it!  Don’t make me look bad in front of Mr. Zimny!  I’ve already told him you would.  It won’t take all that long.  Grandma will understand, and we can get right back to work on her house as soon as it’s over.  We haven’t been anywhere in months now!  Don’t I deserve a teensy tiny break?  Can’t we climb just one little mountain in the Black Hills with Mr. Zimny?  What to say is easy!  Just talk about me!  I’m your favorite subject, aren’t I?  And say something good about the Black Hills!  They’re our home, and we love them!

Tell you what, Loop.  I’ll think about it.  Let’s leave it at that for a day or two.  No promises.  OK?

Only if you agree to give it serious consideration, SPHP.  Will you?

I suppose!  If that’s what you want.

Fabulous!  You’re never going to regret this, SPHP!  You’ll see!  Soon we’ll be climbing that beautiful mountain with Michael Zimny, and launching ourselves to fame and fortune on SDPB!

Umm, yeah.  Now who’s expecting miracles?

3-11-20, 7:00 AM Centennial Trail off Hwy 16, Samelius Peak trailhead – Michael Zimny was right on time!  Miss Fame & Fortune was waiting for him.  Pre-transformed Lady Gaga, too!

First things first!  After brief self-introductions, Miss Fame & Fortune wanted a quick photo with her new publicist, Michael.

Michael Zimny of South Dakota Public Broadcasting and Miss F&F.

The interview plan was simple enough.  It started off with an informal recorded chat between SPHP and Michael while hiking a 0.75 mile long section of the Centennial Trail.  Lupe would then lead the way up the N ridge of Samelius Peak (5,856 ft.).

Starting up Samelius Peak after leaving Centennial Trail No. 89.

Turned out Michael is originally from Chicago, but has served in the army and lived in many different places.  He was easy to talk to since he was enthusiastic about South Dakota, and loves hiking in the Black Hills and Badlands.

See, SPHP? This is going great! Michael is one of us!
This way, Michael! Not much farther.
Peak 5741 (Center) with Five Points (6,221 ft.) (straight up from Lupe) beyond it. Photo looks NW.

Soon Lupe, Michael, and SPHP were all at the top of the mountain.  Loop was thrilled to be out in the Black Hills again, even if only for this one peak.

My 3rd ascent of Samelius Peak, and, sure enough, the 3rd time is a charm! Fame and fortune, here I come! Thank you, Michael & SDPB!
Black Elk Peak (7,231 ft.) (Center) from Samelius Peak. Photo looks SW with help from the telephoto lens.

20 or 30 minutes at the summit and the interview was about done.  A round of chocolate coconut granola bars for everyone, then it was down the mountain.  Partway down, out of the breeze where the microphone worked best, Michael wanted to stop to ask SPHP a few final questions.

And that was it.  Back to the trailhead, good-byes and thank yous, and the interview was over.  Lupe’s new friend and publicist Michael Zimny was on his way, and so were Looper and SPHP.

Two months went by before Michael sent an email saying the interview was going to be broadcast that Friday, May 15th at 10:27 AM during the “In the Moment” show.  Naturally, Lupe and SPHP tuned in!

The Adventures of Lupe on South Dakota Public Broadcasting

21 minutes and 44 seconds of fame, Loop!  More than our fair share, you know.  Normally 15 minutes is about it for us mere mortals.

Went pretty well, don’t you think, SPHP?

Considering how little I gave them to work with, our friend Michael Zimny, along with Lee Strubinger, Joshua Haiar, Cara Hetland and the rest of the gang at SDPB did a fabulous job!  I am disappointed with one thing, though.

What’s that?

My transformation into Lady Gaga seems to have been a complete flop.

Some things are technologically impossible, SPHP.  You weren’t expecting a miracle, were you?

So as not to disappoint her fans, The (Mostly) True Adventures of Lupe and YouTube hereby present:

Lady Gaga in Poker Face

I’m really not Lady Gaga material, am I, Looper?

Not even close, SPHP!  But did you notice those big dogs with Lady Gaga?  How do you think I’d look if I dye my fur white?  Instead of black spots, I’ll have stripes like a zebra!  Since we’ve got the fame, but fortune still eludes us, Michael can bill me as the world’s first American Zingo on South Dakota Public TV!  Maybe there’s money in video?

Oh, no you don’t!  Just forget it, you crazy Dingo!  We’re not doing any video!

Many thanks to Michael Zimny and everyone at South Dakota Public Broadcasting!

So that’s all folks! Thanks for tuning in! Over and out from Samelius Peak in the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota!

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