Book Review: The Klondike Cafe – A Bud Shumway Mystery #11 by Chinle Miller

6-30-20 –  Hey, Loopster, come here!  Get a load of this!

What is it, SPHP?

Now that we’re temporarily back from your first Summer of 2020 Dingo Vacation, I’m checking on some of the cool comments that came in for you on T(M)TAOL while we were gone.  You’re never going to believe this one!

Really?  Don’t keep me in suspenders, SPHP!  What does it say?

Suspense, not suspenders, Loop.  Anyway, here goes:

“I hope you don’t mind that I dedicated my book to you, Lupe. If you contact me, I’ll send you a free copy. Even though I’ve been in Tombstone, your adventures helped inspire it, as well as you being who you are.”

A book dedicated to me!  Mind?  Why would I mind?  That’s a great honor, isn’t it?  Who wrote that comment?

A great honor?  You better believe it is, Loop!  Not every day that someone dedicates a book to you.  In fact, until now, not any day was.  Considering that most people never ever write a book in the first place, and then that the author doesn’t even know you except through T(M)TAOL, this is like getting struck by lightning!

Actually, this is a lot better than getting struck by lightning, SPHP!

Well, of course.  I didn’t mean it literally, just that this is an extraordinarily rare event.

So, you still haven’t told me who wrote that comment.  And what’s the book called?

The comment is from Chinle, Chinle Miller.

Oh, Chinle!  I like Chinle.  Chinle has written quite a few nice comments on T(M)TAOL.  You never told me she was an author, though.

There’s a reason for that.  I didn’t know it, either, until now.  Chinle must really like you, too, Looper.  One of your biggest fans!  Dedicating a book she spent who knows how long writing to you is absolute proof, as if any was needed.  Why, Chinle must have been planning this for ages!

Lupe beamed from big soft Dingo ear to big soft Dingo ear.

OK!  So back to the name of this book, SPHP.  What’s it called?  What’s it about?  Can you send for my free copy right now?

Sure, we’ll send Chinle a reply.  I don’t know what the book is called, but there’s a link that Chinle sent along with the comment.  Let’s check it out.

The link went to an Amazon page.

Hey, hey!  Here it is, Loop!  Wow, totally legit!  The Klondike Cafe (Bud Shumway Mystery Series Book 11) by Chinle Miller.  Rated 4.7 out of  5.0 stars on Amazon!  That’s mighty good.  People must really like it!

The Klondike Cafe?  Must be about Canada!  We’ve been to the Klondike Highway and the Klondike River, right?  Don’t remember ever being at the cafe, though.  What else does it say, SPHP?

The cafe might be fictional, Loop.  Not sure.  The Klondike Cafe is a novel.  There’s a synopsis.  Listen to this:

“When a Mountie shows up in Sheriff Bud Shumway’s Utah office and accuses him of aiding and abetting a possible murderer in Canada’s Yukon Territory, Bud is mystified, especially since he doesn’t even know the guy. And when he receives a gold-mining claim transferred to his name and a cryptic message telling him to come to the Klondike Cafe, Bud is soon on his way, even though he has no idea where the cafe is or why his help is needed.

Join Bud on the adventure of a lifetime, as he discovers the beauty and sometimes deadly lure of the North Country, the land once charted on maps as the “Great Northern Mystery.”

A murder mystery!  I didn’t expect that, SPHP, but I was right about Canada, wasn’t I?  The sheriff goes to the Yukon to solve the case, and get rich mining gold!  Sounds like The Klondike Cafe must have a lot more of a plot than our adventures do.  We’re always like, “Here’s a cool mountain, let’s see if we can get to the top?”  Usually different mountains, but sort of the same thing every time.  No one gets killed on our adventures.

No, they don’t.  Planning on keeping it that way, too!  If people want more drama than we provide, they’d be better off reading The Klondike Cafe.  Anyway, there’s more here, another link.  Apparently to a bio about Chinle.

So, read it to me!

Intend to, Looper:

About Chinle Miller

Chinle Miller wanders the outback of Colorado and Utah, eyeing civilization from a safe distance.  She’s accompanied by her dogs and occasional ravens.

She has a B.A. in Anthropology and an M.A. in Linguistics and an A.S. in Geology.

Short and sweet, but does sort of explain why Chinle likes you, Loop.  She has dogs, and enjoys spending time with them out in remote places, just like you and me.  In fact, sounds like she’s more of a real nomad than we are.  Most of the time, we’re at home.  Civilization does have its perks!

Oh, and she’s a geologist, too, SPHP.  Which means she must like rocks.  Mountains have a lot of rocks, so maybe she likes that I climb mountains?  She might not be such a complete nomad like you’re saying, though.  Most nomads don’t spend that much time in school.  An M.A. in Linguistics!  Wonder if Chinle and her dogs talk like we do?

Of course, they do.  I’m sure of it!  Here, let’s send Chinle a response right now.  Thank her for the grand honor she’s bestowed upon you, and get that free copy of The Klondike Cafe on the way.

Chinle responded the very next day.  It was going to take a little while, but she would get The Klondike Cafe sent to Lupe as soon as she could, personally autographed, no less!  Amazingly, it got even better than that, as Chinle went on to say “Thanks, but you’re the real star, Lupe, and beautiful to boot!  But I think you’ll like Lindie, the dingo in the book, as she’s based on you, though I make her look a little more coyote like.”

A murder mystery in the Yukon with a Dingo named Lindie playing a role!  Lupe and SPHP were both excited.  The Klondike Cafe was really something to look forward to!

July.  Adventure season!  The Klondike Cafe arrived while Lupe was out climbing mountains in Wyoming and Utah during her second Summer of 2020 Dingo Vacation.  There it was, though, brand spanking new when she returned home on July 26th.

200 pages long, quick-paced, and mostly light-hearted (despite being a murder mystery!)  And, oh boy, was The Klondike Cafe ever good!  As the synopsis and title of the series indicated, Sheriff Bud Shumway is the star.  Early on he is astonished to find himself inexplicably entangled in a murder he doesn’t know anything about, yet suspected by the Canadian Mounties of somehow having a hand in it.

Sheriff Shumway is soon reluctantly leaving his semi-capable deputy, Howie, in charge of things back in his hometown of Green River, Utah, and is on his way to the far north to figure out not only who done it, but exactly what, how, and why they’d done it.  Bud’s very capable wife, Wilma Jean, a pilot and business owner, is also left behind trying to stay in touch with her husband while taking care of the watermelon farm they own, plus their two dogs Hoppie and Pierre.

Realizing this trip will be a rare chance for adventure in places he’s only dreamed of before regardless of how the murder mystery he’s wrapped up in turns out, Bud brings along his harmonica, which he is learning to play, and a camera to take photos of the Northern Lights.

In addition to all the fixes Bud finds himself in as the plot unfolds, The Klondike Cafe is sprinkled not only with brief geology lessons, but bits of information on Canadian First Nations, too.  Everywhere he goes, Sheriff Shumway meets an interesting cast of characters all with problems, likes and dislikes, motivations, and dreams of their own.  Meanwhile, Chinle is busy slipping in snippets of her sneaky sense of humor, as well.  “Palatial Estates Trailer Park”!  SPHP had to laugh, yet you just know such a contradiction in terms might actually exist.

Bud makes it to Skagway, Alaska, a major cruise ship port and start of the White Pass Railroad that goes through Fraser up to Carcross in the Yukon, passing Lindeman and Bennett Lakes along the way.  The action takes him to Whitehorse, capitol city of the Yukon, where paddle wheel steamships once provided transportation and brought in supplies in the days before roads; Dawson City, heart of the Klondike Gold Rush, with its free ferry across the Yukon River to the Top of the World Highway; and up the Dempster Highway to the spectacular trail to Grizzly Lake in Tombstone Territorial Park.

Since Lupe and SPHP have been to so many of the incredible places Bud visits in The Klondike Cafe, that really helped to make it all come alive.  Despite Chinle’s considerable descriptive powers, readers who’ve never been to these parts of Canada or Alaska might have a harder time fully appreciating the amazing wilderness stage upon which Sheriff Shumway’s sleuthing plays out.

For Lupe, The Klondike Cafe was more than just an exciting tale of Bud’s adventures and travails while trying to solve the mystery at paw, it was a constant reminder of all the great adventures she’d been on with SPHP in the same areas Bud was getting to know.

Taiya Inlet and Skagway (L) as seen on the way up AB Mountain to join the Arctic Sisterhood, Alaska 8-7-17
Cruise ship in Skagway, Alaska 8-7-17
White Pass & Yukon Route train in Skagway, Alaska 8-7-17
The Most High Exalted Dingo of the Arctic Sisterhood at the Arctic Brotherhood hall in Skagway, Alaska 8-8-17
Exploring past the end of the International Falls trail, which crosses the US/Canada border between Skagway & Carcross, 8-8-17
On Fraser Peak, British Columbia near the US/Canada border, 8-9-17
In Carcross, Yukon Territory, 8-6-17
Carcross and Bennett Lake as seen on the way up Nares Mountain, Yukon Territory, 9-10-18
In Whitehorse, by the S.S. Klondike, which used to ply the upper Yukon River between Whitehorse and Dawson City, Yukon Territory 8-10-17
On Grey Mountain (Canyon Mountain) near Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, 9-9-18
Dawson City and the Yukon River from Midnight Dome, Yukon Territory 8-23-18
Lupe reaches Tombstone Territorial Park near kilometer 50 of the Dempster Highway, Yukon Territory 9-3-17
Approaching Grizzly LakeMount Monolith (R).  Tombstone Territorial Park, Yukon Territory, 9-6-17
At the Dawson City General Store, Yukon Territory 9-3-17
The free ferry across the Yukon River in Dawson City, Yukon Territory 9-3-17
Top of the World Highway from Swede Dome, Yukon Territory 8-24-18

“They all walked inside and on to better things.”  So that’s it, Looper.  The end.  Wha’dya think?

The Klondike Cafe was a great story, SPHP!  You ought to learn to write like that.  One bad thing about it, though!

Really?  I thought it was terrific!  What didn’t you like?

Makes me wish we were up in the Yukon having more adventures of our own right this very minute!

Yeah, me too!  Sort of a fabulous trip down memory lane for us, wasn’t it?  Got any favorite parts?

Oh, I liked Sheriff Shumway’s adventures and harmonica playing, but I loved Lindie best of all.  So courageous!  She not only helped Bud find the Klondike Cafe, she even helped solve the murder mystery, too, you know!  Good press for all of us American Dingoes!  For some strange reason, Carolina Dogs don’t get much of that.

So you loved Lindie best of all, Lupe?  Well, knock me over with a feather.  Who’da thunk it?  Guess we’ve got partners now in Lindie and Sheriff Bud Shumway helping to spread the word on Carolina Dogs and their love of adventure!

Thank you, Chinle!

We’ll always treasure The Klondike Cafe!   –  Lupe & SPHP

North Klondike River in Tombstone Territorial Park, Yukon Territory 9-4-17
Dingo endorsed!

Links:

The Klondike Cafe on Amazon

In addition to the Bud Shumway Mystery Series, Chinle is the author of Desert Rats: Adventures in the American Outback, Uranium Daughter, The Impossibility of Loneliness, In Mesozoic Lands: The Mesozoic Geology of Arches and Canyonlands National Parks, plus several U.S. National Park guides.

Chinle Miller on Amazon

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To Samelius Peak with Michael Zimny of South Dakota Public Broadcasting! (3-11-20)

Michael Zimny?  No, I don’t know any Michael Zimny.  Who’s that, Loop?

Mr. Zimny is with South Dakota Public Broadcasting.

That’s nice.  Been listening to the radio lately?

He wants to interview you, SPHP!

Oh, come on now!  What makes you think that?

That’s what he told me.

Told you?  Hah!  Dingo feathers!  You don’t even know a Michael Zimny from SDPB or anywhere else.

Not yet, but I’m going to!

What’s got into you?  Something a little stronger than usual in that water bowl these days?

Don’t believe me?  Go take a look at the new comment on my blog!

Alright!  A new comment on which post?

Not a post, the About & Adventure Indexes page.

Michael Zimny, March 5, 2020, 2:09 PM – Hi SPHP, I’d like to interview you some time for South Dakota Public Broadcasting, maybe a interview-ascent could be arranged, if you’d be interested. Let me know. Thanks.

Well, I’ll be!  Heh, I’ll have to think about how to let Michael down easy, while still appearing grateful for the opportun ….  Hey, wait a minute!  What’s this?  You already answered him?!

Lupe, March 5, 2020, 8:22 PM – Hi, Michael! If there is an ascent involved, count me in! I’ll work on that persnickety SPHP. Look for an email from us soon.

Told ya, SPHP!  It’s my big chance at fame and fortune!  Plus we get to meet my new publicity director, Michael Zimny, and climb a mountain in the Black Hills!  It’s perfect!

Perfect, except for one thing, Miss Fame & Fortune!  I’m not doing it!

Oh, yes you are, SPHP!  Michael is expecting a list of possible peaks to choose from to climb during this interview, and I’ve promised you would be sending that to him soon.  So figure something out, and get with the program.

Listen to me, Loop.  I’m no public speaker.  I sound like Kermit the Frog!  I’m not going to do a radio interview, and be humiliated in my own home state!

Oh, pooh!  It’s not public speaking, SPHP.  It’s radio!  Just you, me, and Michael going on a little trek up a mountain together.  A simple private chat that will get recorded and edited.  No live audience, so if you still somehow manage to humiliate yourself across South Dakota, you’ll never even know it.  Besides, I’m counting on you not to do that.  I’ll get Michael to fix your voice somehow.  They must have audio technicians at SDPB.  Who would you like to sound like?

Oh, I don’t know.  How about having them change me into Lady Gaga?  That’s about what it’s going to take for your fame and fortune scheme to work.

Lady Gaga?  Good choice, but that’s a real stretch, SPHP.  I’ll see what Mr. Zimny can do, but don’t expect miracles.

Believe me, I don’t.  Not going to do this, anyway.  We’ve still got lots of work to do to get Grandma’s house ready for the market.  She’s depending on us.  Besides, what am I going to say?  We climb a bunch of mountains no one has ever heard of in the Black Hills?

Oh, please, please, please, SPHP!  You’ve got to do it!  Don’t make me look bad in front of Mr. Zimny!  I’ve already told him you would.  It won’t take all that long.  Grandma will understand, and we can get right back to work on her house as soon as it’s over.  We haven’t been anywhere in months now!  Don’t I deserve a teensy tiny break?  Can’t we climb just one little mountain in the Black Hills with Mr. Zimny?  What to say is easy!  Just talk about me!  I’m your favorite subject, aren’t I?  And say something good about the Black Hills!  They’re our home, and we love them!

Tell you what, Loop.  I’ll think about it.  Let’s leave it at that for a day or two.  No promises.  OK?

Only if you agree to give it serious consideration, SPHP.  Will you?

I suppose!  If that’s what you want.

Fabulous!  You’re never going to regret this, SPHP!  You’ll see!  Soon we’ll be climbing that beautiful mountain with Michael Zimny, and launching ourselves to fame and fortune on SDPB!

Umm, yeah.  Now who’s expecting miracles?

3-11-20, 7:00 AM Centennial Trail off Hwy 16, Samelius Peak trailhead – Michael Zimny was right on time!  Miss Fame & Fortune was waiting for him.  Pre-transformed Lady Gaga, too!

First things first!  After brief self-introductions, Miss Fame & Fortune wanted a quick photo with her new publicist, Michael.

Michael Zimny of South Dakota Public Broadcasting and Miss F&F.

The interview plan was simple enough.  It started off with an informal recorded chat between SPHP and Michael while hiking a 0.75 mile long section of the Centennial Trail.  Lupe would then lead the way up the N ridge of Samelius Peak (5,856 ft.).

Starting up Samelius Peak after leaving Centennial Trail No. 89.

Turned out Michael is originally from Chicago, but has served in the army and lived in many different places.  He was easy to talk to since he was enthusiastic about South Dakota, and loves hiking in the Black Hills and Badlands.

See, SPHP? This is going great! Michael is one of us!
This way, Michael! Not much farther.
Peak 5741 (Center) with Five Points (6,221 ft.) (straight up from Lupe) beyond it. Photo looks NW.

Soon Lupe, Michael, and SPHP were all at the top of the mountain.  Loop was thrilled to be out in the Black Hills again, even if only for this one peak.

My 3rd ascent of Samelius Peak, and, sure enough, the 3rd time is a charm! Fame and fortune, here I come! Thank you, Michael & SDPB!
Black Elk Peak (7,231 ft.) (Center) from Samelius Peak. Photo looks SW with help from the telephoto lens.

20 or 30 minutes at the summit and the interview was about done.  A round of chocolate coconut granola bars for everyone, then it was down the mountain.  Partway down, out of the breeze where the microphone worked best, Michael wanted to stop to ask SPHP a few final questions.

And that was it.  Back to the trailhead, good-byes and thank yous, and the interview was over.  Lupe’s new friend and publicist Michael Zimny was on his way, and so were Looper and SPHP.

Two months went by before Michael sent an email saying the interview was going to be broadcast that Friday, May 15th at 10:27 AM during the “In the Moment” show.  Naturally, Lupe and SPHP tuned in!

The Adventures of Lupe on South Dakota Public Broadcasting

21 minutes and 44 seconds of fame, Loop!  More than our fair share, you know.  Normally 15 minutes is about it for us mere mortals.

Went pretty well, don’t you think, SPHP?

Considering how little I gave them to work with, our friend Michael Zimny, along with Lee Strubinger, Joshua Haiar, Cara Hetland and the rest of the gang at SDPB did a fabulous job!  I am disappointed with one thing, though.

What’s that?

My transformation into Lady Gaga seems to have been a complete flop.

Some things are technologically impossible, SPHP.  You weren’t expecting a miracle, were you?

So as not to disappoint her fans, The (Mostly) True Adventures of Lupe and YouTube hereby present:

Lady Gaga in Poker Face

I’m really not Lady Gaga material, am I, Looper?

Not even close, SPHP!  But did you notice those big dogs with Lady Gaga?  How do you think I’d look if I dye my fur white?  Instead of black spots, I’ll have stripes like a zebra!  Since we’ve got the fame, but fortune still eludes us, Michael can bill me as the world’s first American Zingo on South Dakota Public TV!  Maybe there’s money in video?

Oh, no you don’t!  Just forget it, you crazy Dingo!  We’re not doing any video!

Many thanks to Michael Zimny and everyone at South Dakota Public Broadcasting!

So that’s all folks! Thanks for tuning in! Over and out from Samelius Peak in the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota!

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